Tech-savvy Witch Pillows

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Spell Check

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Witches and Their Drones

Witch updates travel broom.

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I'm hexting."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"So - we meet at last."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."