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'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Spell Check

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Witches and Their Drones

Witch updates travel broom.

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

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'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I'm hexting."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"So - we meet at last."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

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"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."