Tech-savvy Sorceress T-Shirts

"She works best in hex mode."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Witches of Instagram

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Spell Check

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Internet Shoplifting

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Witches and Their Drones

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Plugged In

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"So - we meet at last."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Witch Online

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."