Tech-savvy Sorceress Gifts

"She works best in hex mode."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Witches of Instagram

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Spell Check

Internet Shoplifting

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Witches and Their Drones

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Plugged In

"So - we meet at last."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Witch Online

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"