Tech-savvy Witches Gifts

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Witch with sat nav

Late BroomStick

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Spell Check

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

"She works best in hex mode."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"I'm hexting."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

Witches and Their Drones

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Spell Checker

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'I'll need your username and password...'