Tech-savvy Mystics Gifts

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"Oops! The system just crashed!"

"Recalculating route..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Holy phone

Wiccapedia.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Plugged In

Palm Top Readings

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

S

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."