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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"Oops! The system just crashed!"

"Recalculating route..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Wiccapedia.

Holy phone

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Plugged In

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Palm Top Readings

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Jesus Saves

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

Binary meditation.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."