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Stained Glass WINDOWS

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Computer literate Monk

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Palm Top Readings

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Internet Search- Find God

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"