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'Scroll down a little...'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Namasteak"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Binary Meditation.

First O.M.G. church.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Computer literate Monk

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Holy phone

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

You Have 1 New Messages

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.