Modern Tech Meets Mysticism Fan Gifts

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

Witches of Instagram

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"All the celebrities come here."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

God's Phone

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Palm Top Readings

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'