Modern Tech Meets Mysticism Fan Gifts

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Snake with headphones.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

God's Phone

End of world nigh!!!

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."