Mystic With A Modern Twist Gifts

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

God's Phone

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Shakespearean Actor

End of world nigh!!!

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."