Mystic With A Modern Twist Pillows

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Snake with headphones.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

God's Phone

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Shakespearean Actor

End of world nigh!!!

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary