High-tech Mystic Pillows

Plugged In

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Palm Top Readings

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

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A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

Divine Cell

"I'm going on a retreat."

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"I want to get away to it all."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"