Internet Mystic Pillows

Add a touch of mystical charm to their space with a cozy pillow featuring online spiritual sayings. It’s the perfect way for internet mystics to lounge in spiritual comfort.

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'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.' mockup

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

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"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?" mockup

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!" mockup

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

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"Do you have an appointment?"

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Wikipedia...

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God's Phone

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Witches of Instagram

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"All the celebrities come here."

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail" mockup

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there." mockup

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

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"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future." mockup

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

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Yogi back in 5.

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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

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'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.' mockup

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.' mockup

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

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Snake with headphones.

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'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.' mockup

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?" mockup

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

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God's Phone

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"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ." mockup

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

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End of world nigh!!!

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Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible. mockup

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

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Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline. mockup

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar." mockup

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!" mockup

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

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'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?' mockup

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

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'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...' mockup

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

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"I do miss the crystal ball."

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Palm Top Readings

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'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.' mockup

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

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Internet Mystic Pillows Collection

Internet Mystic Mugs

Discover more humorous and thoughtful mugs designed for internet mystics and digital wise souls. Find the perfect cup to speak their spiritual language.

Internet Mystic Prints

Browse inspiring and whimsical prints that capture the essence of internet mysticism. Perfect for decorating their digital sanctuary.

Internet Mystic T-Shirts

Explore our playful collection of t-shirts that celebrate online mysticism. Ideal for those who meditate in memes and find enlightenment in digital culture.