Internet Mystic Mugs

Brighten their day with a mug that captures the internet mystic’s digital zen. Perfect for morning coffee or evening tea, these mugs blend humor and spirituality in a way only true online mystics will appreciate.

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'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.' mockup

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

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"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?" mockup

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!" mockup

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

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"Do you have an appointment?"

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Wikipedia...

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God's Phone

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Witches of Instagram

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"All the celebrities come here."

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail" mockup

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there." mockup

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

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"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future." mockup

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

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Yogi back in 5.

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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

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'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.' mockup

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.' mockup

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

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Snake with headphones.

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'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.' mockup

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?" mockup

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

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God's Phone

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"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ." mockup

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

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End of world nigh!!!

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Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible. mockup

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

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Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline. mockup

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar." mockup

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!" mockup

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

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'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?' mockup

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

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'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...' mockup

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

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"I do miss the crystal ball."

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Palm Top Readings

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'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.' mockup

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

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Internet Mystic Mugs Collection

Internet Mystic Pillows

Add some mystical comfort with pillows that celebrate internet spirituality and digital enlightenment. Perfect for cozy corners and meditation nooks.

Internet Mystic Prints

Browse inspiring and whimsical prints that capture the essence of internet mysticism. Perfect for decorating their digital sanctuary.

Internet Mystic T-Shirts

Explore our playful collection of t-shirts that celebrate online mysticism. Ideal for those who meditate in memes and find enlightenment in digital culture.