Tech Mystic Pillows

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

First O.M.G. church.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Seances of the future

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Computer literate Monk

Holy phone

You Have 1 New Messages

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Palm Top Readings

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

Raining Cell Phones.

Plugged In

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

No Connection.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone