Tech Mystic Mugs

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Seances of the future

Computer literate Monk

Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

You Have 1 New Messages

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Raining Cell Phones.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Plugged In

Palm Top Readings

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

No Connection.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."