Mystical Techie Mugs

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Buffering crystal ball.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Snake with headphones.

First O.M.G. church.

Binary Meditation.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Holy phone

You Have 1 New Messages

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Palm Top Readings

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Plugged In

www.meditation.commm

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

No Connection.

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.