Mystical Techie Pillows

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Buffering crystal ball.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

If Disney was a software company

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Binary Meditation.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

You Have 1 New Messages

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Holy phone

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Plugged In

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

www.meditation.commm

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.