Mystics With A Tech Twist Pillows

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

"Recalculating route..."

Geek fairies

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Wiccapedia.

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Palm Top Readings

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Plugged In

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

Crystal Balls.

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."