Mystic With A Twist Pillows

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

Cat Seance

Amateur Palmist

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Hog Futures

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Who's there?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

Snake Charmer

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Saxophone summoning.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

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