Mystic With A Twist T-Shirts

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Cat Seance

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Hog Futures

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Who's there?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

Snake Charmer

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Saxophone summoning.

Plugged In

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '