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Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You're safe, he's still not coming"

'Very soon you will be 25 dollars poorer!'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Ill next Thursday

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

A voodoo doctor.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Nikolay Rerih

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Cat Seance

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Amateur Palmist

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Hog Futures

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."