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Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You're safe, he's still not coming"

'Very soon you will be 25 dollars poorer!'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

A voodoo doctor.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Ill next Thursday

Cat Seance

Amateur Palmist

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'