Mystical Music Lover Pillows

Snake Charmer

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Covid Music

Cat Seance

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Octopus Lady

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Meat Loaf

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Saxophone summoning.

Orpheus and his violin

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Meaning Of Life $5.00

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'