Mystical Music Lover Prints

Snake Charmer

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Covid Music

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Cat Seance

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

Octopus Lady

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Saxophone summoning.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Meat Loaf

Orpheus and his violin

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Astral Projecting Babushkas

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'