Mythical Music Fan Prints

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Going Down?

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"He's So Your Type."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Viking River Raids

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.