Mystic Arts Fan Prints

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'I see people laughing at you.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Fortune Tellers Convention

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"Now then, which life are you on?"