Mystic Fan Prints

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"So, how's your other half?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

Weigh station

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.