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"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

"So, how's your other half?"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Narcissus

Weigh station

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."