Fashion-forward Mystic Pillows

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Cat Seance

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Plugged In

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Good Casual Friday

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"It's a message for you from the other side."

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

'Wait! What's this? A text message from the other side.'

"You've got mail."