Fashion-forward Mystic Prints

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Cat Seance

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Plugged In

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Good Casual Friday

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."

'I'm searching for a hotspot.'

'Wait! What's this? A text message from the other side.'