Business-minded Mystic Prints

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

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'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'Sir, do you believe in omens and portents?'

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

"So in conclusion we've decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. . . That'll be £439 million please."

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.