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'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

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'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Sir, do you believe in omens and portents?'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

Take these figures, Freeble, and shroud them in mystery and legend.

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

"So in conclusion we've decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. . . That'll be £439 million please."

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."