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'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'You may have three mergers.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"You like people and people respond to that."

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

'Seven companies in three years.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'But I don't want to give you the impression that there was some kind of magic formula for my success.'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'