Cosmic Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Planting by the Moon.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"You are here"

"Space wants to kill you."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.