Cosmic Creator T-Shirts

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

God Aged Six - At Show and Tell

Drink & Create a Universe Night

God creates a square world.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

God playing with dolls.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You must be this tall.

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Imagination Navigation.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Black hole setting

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I wish I was creative'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"