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God Knitting a Sheep

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Alien David statue

Do it yourself books.

Brain Power

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

God playing with dolls.

Richard Graves.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Still life on Mars.

Neptune: the retirement years.

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Wooly mammoth

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

"I have to know how it's done."

String Theory

Bowling ball earth

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

God creates a square world.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Heavenwood

Alien Magician

'The Raffia Mafia.'