Cosmic Knitter T-Shirts

String Theory

Baby Mozart.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Silver Surfer.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Musical Pondering.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Neptune: the retirement years.

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Are we aging in place?"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Heavenwood

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'The Paginator.'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

God Knitting a Sheep

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Knitting an anchor

The God's football

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.