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Heavenwood

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Alien David statue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

The Adventures of God

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

God's Sticky Notes

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

God playing with dolls.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Still life on Mars.

Cat scratch fever

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

The Black Hole Commission

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

String Theory

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"See, the director's cut of the universe is at least two billion years older than our own."

God creates a square world.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."