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Cosmic Plot Crafter Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the cosmic plot crafter in your life? Celebrate their love of storytelling, creativity, and the universe with an inspired gift that fuels their imagination. Whether they're plotting cosmic tales or crafting adventures beyond the stars, our collection offers playful, witty, and inspiring items that match their creative spirit. Gifts that resonate with their passion for storytelling and love of the cosmos. Find that perfect item to ignite their next big idea.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Alien David statue
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
The Adventures of God
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
God's Sticky Notes
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."
"Shoulda brought the weed."
"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"
What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.
'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'
"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."
With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.
'Is there a fireman in the house?'
Crouching God Hidden Buddha
"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."
God playing with dolls.
I send greetings from the planet OOM!
Still life on Mars.
Cat scratch fever
Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.
Neptune: the retirement years.
Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun
The Black Hole Commission
"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."
String Theory
An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.
"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."
"See, the director's cut of the universe is at least two billion years older than our own."
God creates a square world.
God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill
'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'
"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."
Cosmic Plot Crafter Gifts Collection
Cosmic Plot Crafter Mugs
Looking for more space-inspired gifts? Our collection of mugs celebrates cosmic plot crafters with witty designs perfect for inspiring their next story over a warm drink.
Cosmic Plot Crafter Pillows
Add some cosmic charm to your space with cozy pillows inspired by the universe and storytelling—perfect for dreamers and plot crafters.
Cosmic Plot Crafter Prints
Explore our collection of cosmic prints that inspire storytelling and celebrate the universe, perfect for plot crafters looking to add a creative touch to their space.
Cosmic Plot Crafter T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for cosmic storytellers, featuring clever and inspiring designs that showcase their love for universe crafting and creative adventures.