Cosmic Tinkerer Gifts

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"I've been genetically modified!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'My God we being invaded!'

Fixing the TV.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Newton's cradle

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'I think I found the problem.'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'