Divine Tinkerer Gifts

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

Newton's cradle

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'