Divine Techie Gifts

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"I have an app for that."

The Ordered List

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Newton's cradle

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Holy phone

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Does it come with any Apps'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"I hate this damn thing!"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

I'd like to check my e-mail...