Angelic Techie Gifts

"I do tech support for the cloud."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

The Googler

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I have an app for that."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

First O.M.G. church.

Supply was out of harps.

Holy phone

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"I hate this damn thing!"

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

Celestial Music

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'You called for tech support?'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."