Angelic It Specialist Gifts

When Nerds Die

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Supply was out of harps.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"I hate this damn thing!"

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"I get great reception this way."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Celestial Music

Insurance agents in Heaven.

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I'm here on probation.'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"