Spiritual Techie Gifts

Capturing the here and now

"It's the new LED model."

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"It's pretty convenient being stored here in the cloud with my files."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

First O.M.G. church.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Holy phone

The Vatican goes electronic.

No Connection.

"Place your hands on your laptop, and say 'om'..."

Monk has divine reception

"No need to log out...you already have."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Binary Meditation.

Cable Bill.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Why god isn't listening...

Confession plugged up to an amp.