Celestial Techie Gifts

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."

Heaven - Free WI-fi

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

Sir Patrick Moore.

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

God creating the galaxy.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

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Map of Solar System from Memory.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

No Connection.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Bassoonist cherub.

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Horoscope: Aries.

'You called for tech support?'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."