Cosmic Techie Gifts

Horoscope: Aries.

The Googler

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Boptimism

"I do tech support for the cloud."

If Disney was a software company

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Big Bang Boulevard

"I have an app for that."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

First O.M.G. church.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Holy phone

You Have 1 New Messages

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Space Orchestra

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"High tech genies?"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."