Philosophical Techie Gifts

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Thinker. The Listener

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

First O.M.G. church.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

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Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.