Philosophical Techie Prints

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

First O.M.G. church.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

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Myspace then and now.

Holy phone